Never blame any day in your life. Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience. Worst days give you a lesson.

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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

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That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

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I love who you are, I love who ya ain't, your so Anne Frank. Let's hit the attic to hide out for bout two weeks.

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It's beginning to look a lot like the ending. Got to be more careful, know what corners you be bendin'. Revelation's getting impatient, now I'm dead. Remember what I said. I'm gone, bow yo heads

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Cuz old man winters arrived, the temperature just dived. November just died. December's alive.

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